We have all heard the joke “why did the chicken cross the road?”. Well a few days ago in the UK, the chicken didn’t even make it to the road and KFC ran out of chicken—no joke! KFC’s new courier service, DHL, didn’t deliver on the chicken. This resulted in the Colonel having to close hundreds of stores in the UK, leaving its patrons clucking like hens with discontent. Personally, I don’t eat bird and when I did it was not fried with a secret recipe of 11 herbs and spices howe